Impossible creatures,everyday vlogs
Type one sentence, get a selfie vlog by an impossible creature: GoPro realism, deadpan comedy, voice and music included.
From €19,99 a month billed yearly (€29,99 monthly). No commitment on the monthly plan.
Choose the spot
Vlog locations with handheld truth: forests, gas stations and cluttered kitchens.
Tell the vlog
Ready-made vlog formats: day in the life, routines and storytime rants.
Day in life
Wake up, commute, small disasters: the classic vlog arc, made absurd by who is holding the camera.
Morning routine
Cold plunge, protein, affirmations: the routine video, deadpan and impossible.
Storytime rant
Something unbelievable happened and the creature needs to talk about it. Instant comment bait.
How it works
Type your idea
One sentence is enough: bigfoot films his morning in the pine forest.
The episode builds itself
Handheld selfie scenes with real shake and wind, the same creature every shot.
Add voice and music
Pick a voice and a soundtrack from the library, export, publish.
Tailored plans for
every ambition.
Access a premium library of over 40,000 high-quality tracks, sound effects, and footage.
The perfect launchpad for aspiring creators.
Start with the essentials:
- Content published during your subscription stays licensed forever
- Monetize 1 channel
- Standard commercial license
- Stock Catalog of Music, Videos, Images and Sound Effects
The essential foundation for the independent visionary.
Everything included in Starter, plus
- Monetize 1 channel per platform
- Full social media clearance including: YouTube, TikTok, Ads Instagram, Twitch and more
- Web developer access to the MCP
Built for teams that produce at scale.
Everything included in Creator, plus
- Monetize 5 channels per platform
- License certificates for your customers
- Team collaboration for studios & agencies
- Full AI Toolkit access: music, voiceover, image & video generators
Tailored solutions for ambitious organisations.
Everything included in Pro, plus
- Monetize 20 channels per platform
- Priority support
- Full AI Toolkit access: music, voiceover, image & video generators
- Worldwide Extended license for TV, cinema, broadcast, public venues, apps, games, SaaS
What creators ask
Does it really look like a phone vlog?
Yes: hand shake, lens width and imperfect light are locked in; that realism is the joke.
Can the creature talk to camera?
Yes: pick a voice and the creature carries the vlog like any influencer would.
Can I monetize these videos?
Yes. Videos published while subscribed stay covered by your license, even after you cancel.
Can I make episodes in my language?
Yes. Write your idea in your language and the titles and spoken lines come back in it; the voices cover the major languages.
How long does one episode take?
Minutes, not days. The scenes generate one after another while you watch, then you pick the voice and the music and export.
Can I add voice and music?
Yes, inside the same flow: voices to choose from, and the soundtrack picked straight from Distribea's music library.
What do I need to start?
One sentence and a plan, from Starter. No camera, no microphone, no editing software.
Your first episode is one sentence away.
From €19,99 a month billed yearly (€29,99 monthly). No commitment on the monthly plan.
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